
Hi! I am Steve Vernon and I'd love to scare you.

They all want to see just exactly what makes an author tick.Which ticks me off just a little bit - but what good is a lifetime if you can't ride out the peeve and ill-feeling and grin through it all. "Armed with a bizarre sense of humor, a huge amount of originality, a flair for taking risks and a strong grasp of characterization - Steve's got the chops for sure." - Dark Discoveries Read moreĮverybody always wants a peek at the man behind the curtain. Or - in the words of Uncle Bob - this here is mostly the truth with only a few lies stirred into the broth for pepper. Means he takes some liberties with the Gospel. The fact is this is the story of the Book of Genesis as retold by a country gentleman who read the Bible a couple of times and is doing his level best to retell it in his own words. In fact, I guarantee a giggle or two along the way. This isn't exactly a solemn retelling of the Bible. If you think you KNOW the truth behind the Bible Stories you REALLY ought to pick up a copy of this book. (Note: if you have ALREADY read Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: From Eden to the Ark, you have ALREADY read part of this novel) Or - in the words of Uncle Bob - this here is mostly the truth with only a few lies stirred into the broth for pepper.The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob. If you are one of those folks who thinks that it is bad manners to giggle a little in church - well, you might want to take a good listen to the sample before you go throwing down any of your hard-earned money. If you think you know the truth behind the Bible Stories you really ought to pick up a copy of this book.

(Note: if you have already listened to Uncle Bob's Red Flannel Bible Camp: From Eden to the Ark, you have already heard part of this novel.)


The whole entire story of the Book of Genesis as told to you by the world's oldest storyteller, Uncle Bob.
